Wierd Wierd World

With a travelling job, you get to meet so many different characters - Some of them impresses you, others blow your brains off

• A person who repeats every word you told to him, to you again.
• A friend who wants to scan his a@# over my scanner
• Guys who can sit and watch all the re-re-runs of B4U with same interest.
• Another so worried about the distance to nearest gas pump when he is yet to buy his car.

For those guys I dedicate the following haiku

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Monkeys like you
should be in zoo

 - Found in college toilet